May, or May Not, appear in today's New York Times.

 I have a dream. I dreamt that America had come to its senses and had given me dictatorial powers for a twenty-year term.

  In fact, I needed only a few months to do what needed to be done - a renewed population that was 98% white, the limitation of the franchise to heterosexual white males, the restoration of racial segregation, a much more generous use of the death penalty, the end of public education, economic autarchy, the assignment to labor camps of all immigrants, illegal and legal, who have arrived here over the past half-century, abrogation of all constitutional amendments (save for the 2nd and 10th), forced annexation of Canada, reeducation of feminists, withdrawal from the UN, the building to be restructured into a memorial to John Wilkes Booth, a class structure that assigns businesspersons to the bottom and farmers and reactionary novelists to the top, thirty years hard labor for adultery, death penalty for pornographers, innovation interrogation procedures for the staff of The New York Times, relocation of the nation's capitol to Tupelo, and other parallel measures that will cause the historians of the future to gasp with amazement and approval.

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