TOADS

But before getting down to the tedious business of governing, the Regulator wasted four full months - this explains our quondam silence - in a fruitless effort to negotiate with those liberal recidivists still in occupation of the northeastern fringe. All such efforts failed when those toads refused absolutely to reconsider their recently-passed bill prohibiting marriage between members of the same race. His determination reinvigorated, the Regulator, in disguise, made his way in safety back to Richmond where at once he enunciated a new policy granting illegal immigrants a two-week period in which to report back to the homelands they had so disloyally abandoned. He then withdrew all constitutional rights from those who had declined his offer, thus making it permissible to physically discontinue the above-mentioned squatters, a measure that added some seven million residences to the housing market and empowered the nation's schools to get into the education business.